Today is Monday! We’re starting another week. I suggest starting it from a small sabotage. What do you say?
I know how much you love to be less productive and stressed. You repeat as a mantra I failed because my boss is angry, the car is too old and it is too hot (or too cold depending on what you see).
In that case, I’ve prepared a list of a few things for you that will definitely blow your day off. Here she is.
1. Remember to stay up late to sleep, watching TV loudly, and basically do not lie down, the chair is also comfortable.
2. Be sure to sleep with your phone in your hand, it’s possible that someone will call you with some tragic news that an uncle’s hamster or an uncle has died. If none of these annoyances make you forgetful, do not worry if you remember to set the alarm clock at an early hour, it will be loud enough to welcome you. Remember not to turn off the alarm clock, take a nap, at appropriate intervals, to regain this pleasure once more.
3. Before you get out of bed, be sure to check your email (focus on, you will definitely find an unpaid bill there), do not forget to look at the news from your friends on fb and instagram, because you can overlook this moment of rage and total hopelessness, because everyone has better than you.
4. Do not exercise. God forbid, do not start with yoga, motivation, prayer, do not even stretch your legs with your calf
5. Try to get up as voluptuous as you can, get angry about every thing. Before you come to the kitchen, see the mess on the table, the amount of laundry or your cat’s pee.
6. Do not drink water! Mandatory, forget. Remove the lemon and filters. Brew the darkest coffee you have with a kilo of sugar and milk (full fat, obligatory). And pour it into yourself best immediately on an empty stomach. Do not you dare look in the fridge, your sweets are in the drawer.
7. Shout for someone. Anyone, a child, a husband, a sister, a dog, a neighbor, a postman, or preferably all at once. Why? for no reason, you’ll find something.
8. Get lost for half a hour. Do not hesitate to prepare your clothes before. It’s best to leave them all neodyprassed, or preferably wet in a washing machine. TIP. you will be able to smoke in the morning.
9. You make up your makeup, be sure to wear a mascara, and better help her with the costume. And you have to change.
10. Forget about something and remind yourself halfway to the office. You will have to come back.
11. Be late. Necessarily everyday.
It was a few of my tips on how to make the day perfect. If you follow the list, you will be able to do it perfectly. Print it out and put it in all strategic places. Remember, do not skip anything.
I wish you a successful demage day. Let me know how it went.